Spa Time
Today I invited my little Pierre to go to the spa. We had an appointment at 1PM so we arrived 15 minutes early. It went well !!  There was also a very cool steamroom to get our pores open and our bodies clean 
Right after I came out of the spa, a fucking bird shat on me!!  Lol….. Pierre was laughing like crazy and calling all my friends on his cell to tell them. Survivor that I am, I got over it…haha… I went to a public washroom and washed myself with the hand soap !!
Today I did house cleaning myself - and I’ve had it. Why? Because I fired the maid. I recommended her to one of my friends, but she didnt do the work she was asked to do. In fact,  she broke a pot and chipped the bath in 3 places. But the dumbest thing was that she scratched the kitchen cupboards. How stupid do you have to be, really, to wash wood cupboards with SOS pads??? LOL…life is amazing, eh?
Well my bloggies, thanks for letting me vent, see you tomorrow - and bring a friend!! XOXOX
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May 31st, 2007 at 9:10 am
WOW!!!
ummm… I think you wrote something but I forgot what it was after looking at your pic.
XOXOXOXO
May 31st, 2007 at 9:20 am
Hahahahaha thanks SteveUSA
-R
May 31st, 2007 at 10:18 am
I think you should put a warning about your pics and how they might make your heart skip a beat.
Seriously though I love them.
After looking at your pic for like half an hour I noticed you are reading a book. Brains and beauty you are a very special guy.
XOXOXO
May 31st, 2007 at 10:38 am
Yes SteveUSA, and the book isn’t even upside down!! lol
-R
May 31st, 2007 at 11:12 am
WOW… what a nice view!!!
Could you come to Rome… I need someone to read me fairy tales before putting me to bed!!!
LOL
xoxoxoxo
May 31st, 2007 at 11:18 am
Neat, organized, and inviting. Ralphies’ kitchen or Ralphies’ butt pix. Same thing in this case. You want to eat in both. HA.
May 31st, 2007 at 11:20 am
Aww sorry Ralphie for the irritating events. The bird would have made just about anyone laugh. Just consider yourself unique:) So glad you had the spa and the book to help you……. relax. I love you alot as always Ralphie. Take care.
May 31st, 2007 at 11:43 am
Hi Ralph,
I am right out of “bum puns” today but i do do like the WHOLE picture and it seems that you are at the END of your book just near the BACK page haha!!
Apparently it is good luck to have a bird shit on you … at least that’s what someone told me when it happen to me!! Google it!!
lol Robert
May 31st, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Haha I bet there are many fairies in Rome with tales Luca…lol
-R
May 31st, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Wow jj, what a deep thought…and naughty, I love it:)
-R
May 31st, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Mmmmm Todd, you can see i am relaxed…haha
-R
May 31st, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Bottoms up, Robert!!
-R
May 31st, 2007 at 2:08 pm
hey beautiful buns (lol),
since you told us that you love steam, i decided to tell you that i love steam too! i particularly love the hot water! there was one time i went to Korea, where we had to bath in a public bath, it was fantastic! we had to get totally naked into a big hot pool. the sad thing was that girls and guys had to be seperated, sigh…
if i were to be pooped on, i think i would definitely cry…what a thing to experience right after you went to a spa to get yourself nice and squeaky clean huh?! i thing you are really brave!
as for the maid, don’t get too angry, it tends to be like that when somebody else does the work. due to the fact that its not their own, they will tend to be more slipshod with their work. are you planning on hiring another one?
love, eva
May 31st, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Good Morning cutie
can i apply to be the maid ? maybe you can put a little apron on Pierre and have him do some cleaning lol
WOW jeans, undies and now totally naked your just so beautiful glad the spa was good for you and Pierre he told us about the steam room
Have a great day Ralph thanks for the great pic to dream about all day
hugs and kisses
love Steve
May 31st, 2007 at 6:15 pm
awww baby, it sounds like it all went downhill after the spa, but let’s do our best destiny’s child, i’ll be kelly and let you be beyonce — “i’m a survivor, i’m gonna make it, i will survive, keep on surviving!!!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLB96GzlWio
what book are you reading — or is it just a prop to draw some attention away from your cute bum!!!
xxx
May 31st, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Hi eva, interesting Korea story. They tell me now that bird poop means good luck - my only question is for who…lol. Yes I think we will eventually get another maid, when she was good she was very good, I just don’t like to be in the osition of hiring/firing (especially) again right away. Thanks for writing us!!
-R
May 31st, 2007 at 7:03 pm
You are so welcome Steve Mass…yes the photos the last few days took on a theme off their own, eh? The life cycle of the butt..haha:)
-R
May 31st, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Haha Caroline, I wish the book was a prop. It is actually a handbook about computer programming and stuff. Okay let’s sing!! we would be International Idol winners or runners up !! lol (I never get to be kelly!! pout…haha)
-R
June 1st, 2007 at 7:07 am
Hi Ralph! That thing with the bird happened to me once. My one friend got hysterical. I liked today’s picture. They just keep getting better. You look so nice. Sigh! Lucky Pierre! I loved the picture on his site of the two of you. Sweet dreams.
MARK from PA (Angel Boy)
June 1st, 2007 at 7:45 am
Thanks Mark 11
-R
June 2nd, 2007 at 5:44 am
Omg the bird thing is HILARIUS. I would have hated if it happend to me thoe.
June 6th, 2007 at 12:09 am
tu es un AMOUR je t’aime Pierre
June 6th, 2007 at 2:56 am
hummm ralph!!you’ re so exiting in this posture!i’d like to know if you speak french?and please go to france it would be great!answer me!(or your webmaster!)