Diva Apartment Police
Today I went to visit an apartment that had my friend’s interested. My god. I was outraged. While I was waiting for the lady to arrive, I took a peek by the window and I was already disgusted. When I got in it was a disaster, as you can see on the pictures. Dirty this, dirty that, dirty EVERYTHING lol.
Crooked walls, wires everywhere, paint stained floors. - This Diva was appalled!!!!! I was talking to the girl with an attitude that conveyed ”this is such a dump, are you gonna fix this” and she asked me in a cocky manner, “where do you live?” When I replied she said, “OH, I understand now”. It was terrible! And the worst part is that my friend might have to rent that place… You can see my attitude with my Paris Hilton Glasses…..haha.
I’m leaving to Toronto tomorrow for gay pride. I still have to pack and do assorted other things. It will be a busy night but it will be worth it. I’m going to cook myself a little something and then start getting all my things gathered. OH and my cleaning fetish may be curtailed a bit - we hired a NEW maid!!! She’s suppose to be top notch. We’ll see!
Talk to you all tomorrow from Toronto XOXOX
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June 23rd, 2007 at 7:27 am
OMG……………that is DISGUSTING! I hope you washed you dick off after you left!
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:36 am
OMG!!!
how much is the rent for that place??
im really sorry…but i felt that the place is a dump…and your friend would have to find money to patch the place even further…
Are there any more places to rent?
im shocked…
eva
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:49 am
Isn’t it awful eva? My friend cannot afford a really good place but we have to keep looking, we can’t settle for this. It was worse than even the pictures show. It’s a good thing my friend thought to bring the Diva Policeman, eh?
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:24 am
I like your Paris Hilton look. LMAO !!! Yes, I agree that the apartment’s horrible. !!!
June 23rd, 2007 at 9:06 am
so shitty looking, i would crawl into a corner and die in a fetal position, nice glasses, you go girl!
June 23rd, 2007 at 9:23 am
I just love you Ralph. You’re so honest…. “I had a tude with this so and so” Maybe you better build a new house (for your own search) rather than buying what someone else wants to pass off. Anyway it will be great to communicate with you on your road trip. I look forward to it every day. Keep up your high standards. Nothing wrong with that. Love you Ralph.
June 23rd, 2007 at 9:43 am
*sigh* i kno, i kno. looking for places to live can really suck. definitely in the case the rule “you get what u pay for” applies here. the price was probably very low and that is what caught your friend’s eye. keep looking, oh prince of the mop bucket. :-p
Giggle out loud when ur on Church St. one giggle and one giggle only. just for me. weee!
xojj
June 23rd, 2007 at 12:01 pm
i agree…the place is AWFUL. how can they even show this to prospective tenants ~ my mind boggles…
keep up the good work Officer D.P. — with you around, tenants are safe everywhere
xxx
June 23rd, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I don’t know. It has a rustic charm. Sort of like living in the wild.
Cheers
June 23rd, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Thank God for good friends,
Your friend is luck to have you to help and give attitude back to these real estate nasties.
I hope that none of your bloggies are real estate agents because there is only one thing I hate more than a real estate agent and that’s two real estate agents!
Travel safe
Robert
June 23rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Good morning Diva Police
What a mess you think they would have cleaned it up a bit before they tried to rent it sometimes i just hate landlords try and help your friend find something better i do not think i liked the ladys attitude when she asked where you live. Hope you have a fantastic trip i am sure it will be fun, the new cleaning lady starts this weekend? hope she is better then the last but do you think anyone will be as good as you?
have a wonderful time sweetie
love you so much
Steve
June 23rd, 2007 at 5:42 pm
OmG! thank god you were with her. she’s lucky to have a friend like you XD
June 23rd, 2007 at 5:43 pm
errrk i think i could imagine the smell of the house =\
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Haha Thanks Dennis
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Haha mattyboy, your reaction is just a little worse than mine was to the place
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Thanks Todd, I hope we get some good pictures
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:13 pm
ok jj
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Haha Robert some are not so cool you’re right
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Haha Caroline, no one escapes the Diva Apartment Police!!
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Thanks Steve Mass you sweetie
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Yes Wayne, really bad
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Hah Andy “rustic” is the word:)
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Hi dollar - well, fortunately I went in wearing clothes
-R
June 23rd, 2007 at 9:03 pm
lol you photo made me laugh! xD
June 25th, 2007 at 4:19 am
im so buying those sunglasses when i find them..work it
June 25th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Haha aurora, they are ‘hot’ as Paris says …haha
-R
June 25th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Good BlueLantern , that was the reaction I was going for
-R
June 27th, 2007 at 4:49 am
please more “Diva Police” stories
lol
and pls a bigger photo of the “Diva Paris Ralph Woods-Hilton”
lol