Archive for July, 2007

WHERE’S RALPHO??

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Today I woke up early and some of my friends called because they wanted to go to the big amusement park - La Ronde, in Montreal. It was fun but the weather was very hot and the sun was shining like crazy. I did some trampoline there for something different - and we had the VIP electronic thing that gave us access to the rides prior to the other people and faster lol - the ONLY way to go to laRonde :) The power of thee will set us free :)

After the big day doing big rides, we went to the top of a hotel to their terasse and swam in the pool to refresh. The water was a little cold but it was ok and I still managed to remain hard…haha.

The house is a mess because of gay pride prepping and I really need to call the maid. Maybe she will also rub salve on the sunburn I got from gay pride exposure!

I scanned a picture of me on one of the rides - smiling of course, not scared like some Divas… haha. See if you win at ‘Where’s Ralpho?’ in the picture…

Talk to you all Tuesday XOXOX

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Legally Ralph in the Gay Parade!

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Everything was just exhausting! But it was worth the experience! We started to decorate the 48 foot long truck yesterday during the day and only finished today at 10:45AM - and I only slept two hours. We were four people and it was very hard because we had to do everything,  compared to the other floats who had 12 people to do the work! Fixing the plants on the floor, fixing the huge 4 fans, putting the banners on the float, getting the stages, putting glitter on the plants, cutting material etc… it was simply crazy,  but the result was very good:)

You can see in the picture the tam tam african type players that were doing the sound - they were awesome. The exposure was crazy because there were so much people watching and taking pictures. Plus it was a beautiful day, very very sunny to our surprise because it was suppose to rain!

I have glitter everywhere… lol - in all my things, in my phone, in my bags,,,,everywhere. We have a small video of it, I believe,  but I haven’t seen it yet. Now I am very hungry and I need to go eat something. We just slept a good 3.5 hours and we have to eat someting, relax and then go to bed to recharge!

Talk to you tomorrow, have a great Monday XOXOX

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FLOATING

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

Here I am standing on the float decorating it with my friends starting from scratch! We rented a 48 foot float and we are sharing it with our friends. They promote their hair salon and we promote our respective websites :)

I have 2 big banners both 5 feet long by 3 feet high with www.ralph-woods.com, one on eeach side of the float, written in gay flag colors!  I received my 5000 flyers that I printed for my new website  www.ralphwoods.tv . We are doing the touches so it is ready for tomorrow.

We bought some plants for decoration accents and there will be professional African tam-tam players that will play - with me in glitter and throwing it at onlookers to attract attention…haha:)  Also we are putting fans on the sides to create wind to move the decorations, the plant leaves and the banners in the makeshift island breezes…lol.

I will be standing in white briefs dancing and moving around…. lol. I hope it will be fun. All the other participants with floats are around us in a huge parking decorating their own floats -  so it’s like a big party and competition where we know everybody… lol…..so we talk and help each other, its great!

I’m going back there now to keep helping - but I wanted to make sure to post to my dear bloggies the progress of our participation in Montreal Pride!

Talk to you tomorrow XOXOX

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Friday

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

Yesterday was a crazy day. I had to go pickup those flyers and the boxes were very heavy as you know… lol. Today the streets are just getting busier and busier because of the upcoming Gay Pride. I was shopping today for a birthday gift for my father so I walked around the shopping center. I also went to get a complete manicure and pedicure at a new place that just opened in the village.  It was awesome, one hour and 15 minutes of getting worshipped,  getting my feet massaged and calves, forearms, all over. I was disappointed not to have my camera to take a picture. 

Now we’re going at our friends house to chill!!

Talk to you soon

FLYERS

Friday, July 27th, 2007

Today was a stressful day. We had ordered flyers for the Montreal gay pride this weekend and the delivery company we were dealing with didn’t leave any notice on the door after 2 delivery attemps. When we noticed that, I called the company and they told me that I had to get the package at their warehouse which is a little away from Montreal, at Dorval. I managed to go with my friend Hottie Mike to pick up the shipment - two big heavy boxes of 5000 flyers each…. lol.

I am happy with the result and they arrived in time.  Afterwards we went to a restaurant that we have never been to before. - can anyone guess what they serve???? I bet many of you guessed correctly - an all you can eat sushi restaurant.

Now I’m g0ing to the gym to continue the training I told you about to look peak for gay pride - and to keep toned. Here I am at a bar in the village…looking at hot guys and maybe a bloggie passing by :)

Talk again tomorrow XOXOX

Beeatch

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Hey everybody!! Today as planned I went to Plattsburgh beach in New York.  I wanted to take pictures of myself there, but the camera was a bitch and with the sun heating the battery, it seemed like it died faster. So I didn’t get the opportunity to get a picture of myself. All my friends took pictures while I was away swimming by myself and killed the battery. At least here is a picture of me standing with my towel so you can see what a colorful Gay Prince I look like…. lol. We played around like kids - I was with a couple of my friends and we were putting sand on each other’s head to have fun. The water was good, the sun was hot and the sand was hot as a beeatch!

The sun took all my energy, I’m beat and going to bed. I will leave the door unlocked and the lights down low, so if you stop by come grope me while I sleep:)

Until tomorrow XOXOX


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