Say Amen Somebody
Today I had Jehovah Witnesses knock on my door - and I decided to talk to them. I was actually doing a good job talking with them and they became a little confused…lol. They ended their meeting with me because they couldn’t answer alot of my questions and explain their contradictions - so they manufactured a reason to go….lol. This is a first for me, to actually have unsolicited doomsayers be the ones who run away 
MY mission? Perhaps it is to make a Jehovah’s Witness friend and offer help!
Otherwise, I shopped for a gift for one of my friend’s birthdays coming up, ran errands, and prepared White Rice and General Ralph Chicken.
The rest of the afternoon I spent reading your great ideas for possible upcoming video themes, both those posted here on the blog and sent to me by e-mail. What a horny, erotic bunch you are !! My kind of people
Talk to you tomorrow XOXOX
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September 28th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
OMG Prince Ralph, you are so cute. You look gorgeous in this picture. That was funny about the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Last year I had young Mormon guys visit. The one guy was 19 and the other was 20. They shared their faith with me and I shared mine with them. The younger guy really didn’t talk much, he kind of kept looking at me with a deer in the headlights look. I wondered if maybe his parents signed him up for this to get him away from a girl (or a guy maybe - LOL!!!) I was kind of between funerals at the time so I was kind of emotional. They were only there about a half an hour. I could imagine that after they left they thought - “What the hell was that! (LOL) I never heard from them again.
Oh wow! I keep looking at this picture. I sure hope that I have good dreams tonights. Have a great night and pleasant dreams as always. Much love to you Ralph.
LOVE & HUGS - MARK (ANGEL BOY)
September 28th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Jehovah’s Witnesses huh? Sounds like a fun afternoon! I have never talked to them but they come onto campus all the time…so do the Gideons…lol. It’s kind of fun to try and avoid them. It’s like being a secret agent, trying to hide behind things so you don’t get caught. You are going to have to cook some General Ralph’s chicken for me sometime! I’ll bet its good. I love the picture. The work is definitely paying off! I hope you have an awesome weekend…I know I will. I am calling a college baseball game. I’m an umpire! Take care friend!
Stephen
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
September 28th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Hey angel Ralph !
All that work at the gym sure looks like it’s paying off ! You should also have included a butt pic so we could see how those cheeks are coming out from that elliptic machine or stairmaster …
It almost looks like you’re taking a crap in one of PF’s fave red caps ! You even have the grin in your smile that almost says : “take that Mr.X” !!!! LOL !
But I mean no disrespect to either of you. I Promise. I respect and love you both unconditionnally like any angel would.
I hope some of my video ideas turned you on. I aim to please.
Sweet dreams.
Ps- don’t stuff the General Ralph chicken with your special recipe ! LOL !
September 28th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Hi MARK FROM PA, i find that with the witnesses, if you distract them from their prepared and well rehearsed clone-like speech, they start to sweat and shake. Mormons are by many standards a bizarre bunch. Check out this summary of fairly scary dogma: http://www.geocities.com/paulblizard/reasons.html
-R
September 28th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Stephen, an experience a friend of mine had is pretty funny - and hot actually. Two witnesses came to his door wearing the standard black pants and tie with white shirt uniform. One of the guys was apparently hot as hell - so my friend said that he would sign anything and help spread the news if the two of them got naked like the Lord meant them to be. Well….surprise surprise….He DID. I know this is a true story because the person who answered the door was HotAndy - and he doesn’t know how to lie or exaggerate
-R
September 28th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Hi Claude, it’s good to hear that you think the gym is paying off because going to the gym so regularly is a task for me. Some people love it and look forward to training - but I am not one of them haha. And the hat is orange.
-R
September 29th, 2007 at 12:04 am
General Ralph’s chicken sounds good to me. That debate is a good one for you to win. Andy is a wild one. Well, my mother had her follow up with the surgeon and he said that her pace at recovering is normal. No spreading around the kidney that came out is a good sign. Three months is her next follow up. Thank you to all with the encouraging thoughts and prayers for my parents. Keep that smile shining Ralph. Love you alot.
September 29th, 2007 at 12:57 am
Hi Prince Ralph,
I am just about to start a bathroom renovation&those tiles are just the colour I am looking for.Would you be included if I ordered them??
Pretty please!!
The Jehovas Witnesses probably went away because they realised nothing in there teaching was as beautiful as you.
Love As Always
Jamie
September 29th, 2007 at 1:46 am
Were the Witnesses any good-looking?
Perhaps you could have done the same thing as what HotAndy did!
Hmm, if you were to do that, I don’t mind going over to knock on your door!
(if only I weren’t that far away from you!)
September 29th, 2007 at 2:58 am
Follow up in 3 months Todd, GREAT. That time frame means things are going well!!
-R
September 29th, 2007 at 2:59 am
Hahaha yes Jamie, I come free with every tile order
-R
September 29th, 2007 at 3:01 am
Daniel I have to say the more I imagine that scenario the hotter it gets. Especially knowing that it was spontaneous and fun - just a natural flow of events
-R
September 29th, 2007 at 3:28 am
Hi Ralph,
That Jehovas witness story was funny, i always refuse to talk to them. I realy love todays picture, your body is just perfect and hot. Looking at the picture another idea hit me for a story.
Maybe when you have a friend over for dinner, and you are making your General Ralph Chicken, when youre on to dessert you two can use the dessert to put it on your body and lick it off from each other. You can do hot things with whipped cream and icecream with chocolate sauce
.
Well now i’m off to the gym, however i will never get such a hot body ass yours
XXX-Martijn
September 29th, 2007 at 3:30 am
I have always thought that whipped cream, strawberries, cherries…and yes…bananas…were sex toys Martijn
-R
September 29th, 2007 at 4:11 am
Hi Ralph
well you never know you might have saved so other poor soul from the jehovahs they went have left you so confused in thier own minds that they went home to rethink thier ideas.
That is a great picture that shows you off well and that hat Wow it must be some extra extra extra large size because its covering outsized manhood well !!!!!!
By the way what did you stuff the chicken with ???????
Have a good Saturday !!!!
Love Rodneyf xxxxxxx
September 29th, 2007 at 6:19 am
Dear Ralph,
this was really a extraordinary day. First the Jehovah Witnesses want to convince you. Thank god, that you are steadfast.
And in the afternoon all this funny stories show you your real calling. Hopefully we can see some of these many themes soon.
The cap in the picture looks nice. Why do you wear it not on your head??? … hahaha
Have a nice weekend, pleasant hours with your visitors, and a lot of good suggestions. Stef
September 29th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Wow Prince Ralph, u were still up at 3am?!
Wat naughty things have you been up to man..?!
Care to share..??
I just cant wait to hear about your next video - who are u considering to co-star with you?! I’ve got two more boys for you - Brent Everett and Brent Corrigan, they’re both nearer in terms of geography as compared to the Bel Ami models!
September 29th, 2007 at 9:37 am
Hi Ralph for the second time today!! having given some thought about your JW visitors yesterday perhaps you were wrong ??????????
You should have asked them in and then sat them down and offered to have shown them a video - you could have advised them that what they were about to see was a stimulalting and uplifting video ! You should then have played for them the video of you oiling yourself - well you were stimulating yourself and uplifting that very very large dick of yours - they might have taken out membership to your website !!!!!!!! Good Idea ????? or just naughty ???????
Love Rodneyf xxxxxxx
September 29th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Thanks rodneyf, it’s a secret recipe
-R
September 29th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Okay Stef, yes I guess I am steadfast…sometimes
-R
September 29th, 2007 at 10:57 am
I wake up alot, always have and probably always will, I don’t need as much sleep as others seem to need, nothing to share Daniel. I know Brent Everett and I am sure willing to do something with him - he is far actually, like 3000+ miles - and very involved with many things, but you never know.
Brent if you read this, contact me
-R
September 29th, 2007 at 11:41 am
omg Jehovah’s witnesesses r scary beacuse they knock on my house door every sunday like 8 am!!!!!!!!!!!
and knock someones door sunday 8 of the morning is just wrong!!!!!!!!!
but i do feel bad for them(some times) cause here in México the most of the people is Catolic and they felt insulted if a Jehovah’s witnness knocks their doors and the catolic people insult and treat them really bad.
i dont have problems with that cause im half jew by born and wiccan for choise
by the way i dont know if it a real life story but i think that i saw that Jehovah’s witnessess 3 some in a porn movie named buckleroos part ll : 2 Jehovah’s witnesses and Marcus Iron …do u saw that movie?
September 29th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Hi again, Ralph. Man, your blog is the greatest. What intresting conversation. I had to laugh at Rodney’s suggestion, having you show the JW’s one of your videos. That sure would have blown their minds. Anyway, this is just clean fun. It is good that you were respectful to them and tolerant. I actually did read that stuff from geocities. I knew a lot of it but it is kind of sad because it seems like they don’t like to celebrate anything or have any fun. In a way I respect the people that go door to door because it is a sacrifice. My hat is off to the young Mormon guys that give up a year or two of their lives to share their faith. It can’t be easy.
Just a note to Todd. Thanks for the update on your Mom. I’m glad that she is doing well. I keep her, and your Dad and you too in my thoughts and prayers. God bless you all.
Well, Ralph, have a great day. Enjoy your Saturday. Big hug to you. XOXOXO
PEACE & LOVE - MARK (ANGEL BOY)
September 29th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Ooohh, I also wake up quite often at night - but most of the time I just need to grab a drink or take a leak, and I’ll be back to Dreamland soon. Is it sleeping problems that you have, or is it just natural - to grab a drink or to take a leak?
Hope you have a good day in Montreal Prince Ralph!
P/S: it’s almost 2am at my place now!
September 29th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Hey Ralph
I too salute you for your patience and respect for the Morman guys that visited you. Many years ago I also had a conversation with a Morman when we were both serving in the Army. Back then I was pretty strong on my faith and could debate just about anyone. It was interesting that he couldnt answer the question that if God kicked Satan out of heaven, why would he allow Morman people to become gods of their own planets? This is one of their beliefs. You can read this in the book titled, “The God Makers”. It is about the Morman faith. I am not trying to offend them here but just state that they are firm in their beliefs and you can not sway their thinking unless you are in the film, “Latter Days”. GREAT Film if you havent seen it. Love todays pic Ralph cause you look sooooooo sexy and your skin looks so soft and smoooooooth! But then again how else would the PRINCE be! Got to jet. Take care and always remember, you are SPECIAL! SUPER HUGE HUG and LUV YA PAL!
Dave
Vancouver, WA
September 29th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Let’s pray so that you don’t have to wait 3 days to get an erection. Amen.
September 29th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Ralph,
That is hot! Too bad the witnesses that come on to campus are non attractive older men! HAHA!
Stephen
xoxoxox
September 30th, 2007 at 12:52 am
Hi Gus, I didn’t see the movie but this experience was real life as I said. I have no problem with whatever people believe to get through the night, but just don’t shove my face in it early in the morning or at dinner time unsolicited
-R
September 30th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Hi Mark, I think all that the door-to-door people have sacrificed is their self respect, their common sense, and their manners
September 30th, 2007 at 1:00 am
Hi Daniel, I expected that someone would see a problem with my sleeping so I tried to phrase it properly - it is not a problem, it is natural.
If you, however, wake up to “grab a drink or take a leak” that may be just a reflex once you are awake - since fluids reach equilibrium during REM sleep, the last think you should need is drink or leak
-R
September 30th, 2007 at 1:07 am
Hi Dave, the strangest thing to me is that only a select group of Jehovah’s Voyeurs will enter heaven, 144,000 to be exact (YES, it is their figure) - the rest of the JW’s, and everyone else, are doomed no matter how we live because Jesus was not a prophet or even a good carpenter. The 144,000 are all that - uh huh, talk to the hand — oh no you didn’t - snap!!
-R
September 30th, 2007 at 1:08 am
And Richard, that on the seventh day I will still not rest from all the sex
-R
September 30th, 2007 at 1:10 am
What a cover for a prostitution ring eh Stephen?….the youngs ones, not the campus patrol
-R
September 30th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Hey Prince Ralph, glad to hear that your waking up at night is not a problem at all.
Have a Blessed Sunday and take care..!!
October 4th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
qui prend les pics???
la est la question:O
October 4th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Math, La plupart du temps c’est moi même :p ! J’ai une camera avec un ”timer” Sinon, lors d’événements c’est quelqu’un dautre.
-R